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« Reply #15 on Dec 6, 2008, 10:42pm » | |
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| | Re: Weirdest Things to Say During Sex. 8'D
« Reply #17 on Dec 8, 2008, 10:05am » | |
MOAR MOAR MOAR:
"I'M BLEEDING YOU BASTARD. DD<"
"I think I felt it get bigger.... >///<"
"Can we get some ketchup for this? :'/"
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« Reply #19 on Dec 9, 2008, 8:01am » | |
Yum-OH. :'P
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« Reply #20 on Jan 4, 2009, 3:15pm » | |
"See what I mean?"
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« Reply #21 on Jan 29, 2009, 3:44pm » | |
"Oooo! Baby! We're making hot love!"
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« Reply #22 on Feb 10, 2009, 9:12am » | |
"That better be your vagina"
"That better be your dick"
"That better not be the dog"
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« Reply #23 on Mar 17, 2009, 8:56am » | |
That sounds like a whole lotta sexiful fun.
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« Reply #24 on Jun 26, 2009, 3:19am » | |
Don't Imitate Gilbert Gottfried
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« Reply #25 on Oct 22, 2009, 8:44am » | |
^EWWWWWthat's gross and funny.
Imagine the parrot from Aladin....or Gilbert's face hovering over yours as you make sweet passion to one another.
UGH.
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