Post by FireMonkey on May 12, 2008 22:03:37 GMT -5
Note: This is a result of boredom and writing a story to entertain a bored person on yahoo one day!
Narrator: Once upon a time in a land far away........well not so far away since it was down the road
Listening audience: How far down the road?
Narrator: Like the house next to mine.
Audience: That's not far!
Narrator: We'll it is to me since I have to get out my house to get there!......Anyways. In this land far away there was this magic box!
Nioke: Ohhhhh.....A magic box...What's inside it?
Narrator: If you let me tell the story you'll find out!!!
Nioke: Okay!
Narrator: So in this box in a land far away there was a stick!!!!
Narrator makes googly eyes of mystery
Audience goggles: OOOOOOOhhhh
Narrator: So in this land far away where there lay a magic box they also lived a wizard
Narrator: A wizard who could do magic.........with this magic stick that laid in the magic box!
Narrator: One night the wizard decided to put on a magic show....filled with dazzling lights and ear bleeding music
Narrator: Everyone from the neighboring lands came.
Audience: Everyone? Even you?
Narrator: Stop asking question!!!
Audience: And by neighboring town do you mean your neighbors??
Narrator: Yes! Now shut the hell up!
Narrator: Everyone in the neighboring lands went....except for one....who stayed home cause it's too far!!!!!
Music: dun dun dun
Coraly: Well if a party the music won't do dun dun dun! Won't it go like la la la lalala
Narrator: It's my story so I write it how I want and the music goes dun dun dun!!!!!
Coraly: Well geez....maybe if you got out.......
Narrator fires a paper shoe: I said shut the hell up!
Narrator: So the one brave knight that decided not to go decide to try and eat popcorn and watch porn all night!
Samana: Joel! There are children in here!
Narrator: Mom! I told you not to use my real name and it’s not like these snot nose brats know what porn is!
Nioke:Well I know what porn is! That's that thing mommy sits down and watch when daddy isn't around! It has two women in it!
Coraly: My dad does it with two women...in real life.
Coraly: I saw him do it with Auntie Joan and that lady down the street
Narrator: So this party went on long enough
Narrator: The knight was upset he didn't get to watch his porn cause all the noise. So when went to the neighboring land where the party was at and knocked on the door
Narrator: A man with a pointy chin and a bald spot answer. The knight was pissed and challenged him to a duel.
Narrator: The knight fought the wizard to the ground and when he got him there he step on the wizard’s magic stick rendering it useless!
Narrator: The wizards called his guards....the police! And the came and arrest the brave knight for injuring the nasty wizard!
Narrator: They made the knight weird a black box on his ankle so they can find him and make sure he doesn't save anyone else!
Narrator: So now the brave knight is trapped in his house while his little prince and princess suffer because he can't go outside and play with them!
Coraly: Is that why you have that black box on your foot? Uncle Joel!
Nioke: My mom say it’s because you caught your skank of a whore cheating on you with a man and broke his balls!
Narrator: Yes that's why!
The End
Narrator: Once upon a time in a land far away........well not so far away since it was down the road
Listening audience: How far down the road?
Narrator: Like the house next to mine.
Audience: That's not far!
Narrator: We'll it is to me since I have to get out my house to get there!......Anyways. In this land far away there was this magic box!
Nioke: Ohhhhh.....A magic box...What's inside it?
Narrator: If you let me tell the story you'll find out!!!
Nioke: Okay!
Narrator: So in this box in a land far away there was a stick!!!!
Narrator makes googly eyes of mystery
Audience goggles: OOOOOOOhhhh
Narrator: So in this land far away where there lay a magic box they also lived a wizard
Narrator: A wizard who could do magic.........with this magic stick that laid in the magic box!
Narrator: One night the wizard decided to put on a magic show....filled with dazzling lights and ear bleeding music
Narrator: Everyone from the neighboring lands came.
Audience: Everyone? Even you?
Narrator: Stop asking question!!!
Audience: And by neighboring town do you mean your neighbors??
Narrator: Yes! Now shut the hell up!
Narrator: Everyone in the neighboring lands went....except for one....who stayed home cause it's too far!!!!!
Music: dun dun dun
Coraly: Well if a party the music won't do dun dun dun! Won't it go like la la la lalala
Narrator: It's my story so I write it how I want and the music goes dun dun dun!!!!!
Coraly: Well geez....maybe if you got out.......
Narrator fires a paper shoe: I said shut the hell up!
Narrator: So the one brave knight that decided not to go decide to try and eat popcorn and watch porn all night!
Samana: Joel! There are children in here!
Narrator: Mom! I told you not to use my real name and it’s not like these snot nose brats know what porn is!
Nioke:Well I know what porn is! That's that thing mommy sits down and watch when daddy isn't around! It has two women in it!
Coraly: My dad does it with two women...in real life.
Coraly: I saw him do it with Auntie Joan and that lady down the street
Narrator: So this party went on long enough
Narrator: The knight was upset he didn't get to watch his porn cause all the noise. So when went to the neighboring land where the party was at and knocked on the door
Narrator: A man with a pointy chin and a bald spot answer. The knight was pissed and challenged him to a duel.
Narrator: The knight fought the wizard to the ground and when he got him there he step on the wizard’s magic stick rendering it useless!
Narrator: The wizards called his guards....the police! And the came and arrest the brave knight for injuring the nasty wizard!
Narrator: They made the knight weird a black box on his ankle so they can find him and make sure he doesn't save anyone else!
Narrator: So now the brave knight is trapped in his house while his little prince and princess suffer because he can't go outside and play with them!
Coraly: Is that why you have that black box on your foot? Uncle Joel!
Nioke: My mom say it’s because you caught your skank of a whore cheating on you with a man and broke his balls!
Narrator: Yes that's why!
The End