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Post by stonerninja on May 23, 2008 1:06:18 GMT -5
Ho-ho-ho! And what would YOU like for Christmas, little boy?!?
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on May 23, 2008 1:07:29 GMT -5
I'm not a little boy.
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Post by stonerninja on May 23, 2008 1:11:00 GMT -5
Meh, whatever. Santa loves you all. Or maybe it's Satan loves you all, I can never remember...
(Maybe this is why the mall keeps firing me...?)
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on May 23, 2008 23:09:05 GMT -5
Hail Satan!
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Post by stonerninja on May 25, 2008 1:54:18 GMT -5
Yep. Satan...truly the reason for the season.
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Post by Mistress Mandoli on May 28, 2008 21:19:19 GMT -5
After I overheard my mother and aunt as they were wrapping a gift for one of my cousins many years back (I can't remember, honestly), I knew Santa wasn't real. I don't think I really give a fuck, though.
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 3:20:23 GMT -5
But you know that Satan is real, right?
Would you like some literature?
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 3:29:40 GMT -5
I don't believe in satan, good sir.
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 3:38:01 GMT -5
GASP! How will your soul be damned...er, SAVED, right, saved. Whatever.
The point is, you need to be sacrificing more goats.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 3:39:50 GMT -5
Screw the goats (No pun intended...or WAS it?)!
I still need my virgins you nevar delivered!
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 3:51:49 GMT -5
Uh, uh, um...
(Puts on funny nose and glasses)
That's some other guy. Would you like a goat? It's been freshly rap--er, tended to.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 4:03:39 GMT -5
I'll watch you bludgeon it, thank you.
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 4:10:56 GMT -5
No, dude, LIVE sacrifice? Satan won't be happy if his goat's already dead when it hits the lava...er, not that I'd KNOW that you have a volcano around here or anything.
You have a volcano? Where'd THAT come from?
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 4:16:58 GMT -5
The center of the earth, I'm assuming...?
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 4:22:20 GMT -5
Damn! Just like a volcano too...
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