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Post by skizzy on Oct 7, 2008 9:50:58 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300] That's why I sent people spunk covered gift wrap, so they told me never to send them a present again. [/glow]
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Post by stonerninja on Oct 8, 2008 3:29:58 GMT -5
What if they had a spunk fetish, huh? That opens up a WHOLE 'NUTHER can of worms there, me lad...
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Oct 8, 2008 3:31:11 GMT -5
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
What if they scrape the spunk off and save it in a jar?!
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Post by stonerninja on Oct 8, 2008 3:49:24 GMT -5
Then you'll be outta the picture Skizz! You gotta plan these things better.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Oct 8, 2008 3:54:58 GMT -5
Seriously. I mean, what if someone wakes up to look at it every day?
THEN what have you accomplished?! EVERYTHING HE EVER WANTED
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Post by stonerninja on Oct 8, 2008 3:56:42 GMT -5
And then he's gonna leave you like a spent candy wrapper. Ya gotta beat him before he breaks your heart Skizz!
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Oct 8, 2008 4:30:01 GMT -5
You gotta beat him.
To death. Because everyone thinks he is creepy. PLEASE?!
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Post by skizzy on Oct 8, 2008 4:49:54 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] Actually I was sent a thank you. For doing that.
I basically sent him a bomb next Christmas. [/glow]
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Oct 14, 2008 23:53:32 GMT -5
A bomb...of what?
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Post by skizzy on Oct 15, 2008 5:03:07 GMT -5
[glow=black,2,300] Spunk explodes first.
Then a firey explosion. [/glow]
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Oct 16, 2008 2:50:11 GMT -5
Is the spunk engulfed with gasoline?
So that it's on his face, too...?
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Post by skizzy on Oct 16, 2008 2:58:30 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300] Yep. I made sure it came all out. [/glow]
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Oct 16, 2008 15:20:31 GMT -5
How expensive was that and how long did you have to wank it to accommodate both explosions?
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Post by skizzy on Oct 17, 2008 9:14:29 GMT -5
[glow=maroon,2,300] I had to wank a grand total of 16 hours over four days.
The money wasn't that bad because some of that semen went to clinics to pay for the bomb. [/glow]
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Post by stonerninja on Oct 20, 2008 2:08:12 GMT -5
Paid to Wank: Tonight at seven on Lifetime.
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