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Post by stonerninja on Sept 8, 2008 4:04:34 GMT -5
Yep. Looks like a suck-job to me.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Sept 8, 2008 4:05:54 GMT -5
Well, Master, how would YOU go about it...?
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Post by stonerninja on Sept 8, 2008 4:19:34 GMT -5
First off, get ridda Brad Pitt. Damn pretty boy.
Secondly, replace his character with a midget, preferably a female midget who's worked in porno.
Then, instead of getting younger, have her get fatter throughout the movie.
Toss in some vampires...but not, like, part of the plot. Just in the background, eating at diners and reading newspapers and stuff.
Two words: world's biggest monkey.
And finally, it needs to have a talking dog. That gets run over by a car.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Sept 8, 2008 4:33:41 GMT -5
When should the doggie be ran over...?
I'll jump in a car for a cameo, sir.
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Post by stonerninja on Sept 8, 2008 4:37:04 GMT -5
The dog will appear in the first scene, to attract the family audience. Then, it will be killed in the first scene to please the gore fans. Everyone wins!
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Sept 8, 2008 4:41:17 GMT -5
May I please drive the car? D:
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Post by stonerninja on Sept 8, 2008 4:44:21 GMT -5
Okay, but only if you can drive a car while yodeling. That's VERY important to the plot.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Sept 8, 2008 4:47:45 GMT -5
I CAN DO EEEET
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Post by stonerninja on Sept 8, 2008 4:52:17 GMT -5
Excellent.
Now, we need some kinda M. Night Shama-longa-ding-dong type ending...the kids LOVE that shit.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Sept 8, 2008 4:52:48 GMT -5
Let's get a heatwave that freezes us.
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Post by stonerninja on Sept 8, 2008 5:00:30 GMT -5
I like, I like it! Get a global warming spin, so it'll actually make some money. Now, all it needs is a big song at the ending, and we can shoot in the morning.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Sept 8, 2008 5:01:03 GMT -5
Our polka funk band can do it!
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Post by stonerninja on Sept 8, 2008 5:04:02 GMT -5
Yes, yes...but we'll need a big singer type to sell it...who needs money right now?
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Sept 8, 2008 5:05:29 GMT -5
I...do...?
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Post by stonerninja on Sept 8, 2008 5:08:46 GMT -5
Psh. No one knows who you are. I was thinking more like...O. J. Simpson. His book deal fell through, recall. We can get him. We can get him but GOOD.
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