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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Oct 25, 2008 1:04:29 GMT -5
Well, I was trying to have sex with my wife last night, so she could push out a baby boy, but to NO AVAIL I'll try again at some later night. I WASTED A CONDOM ON MY WIFE
(Yes. This is exactly the reason why I have purchased the game)
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Post by Luna Sasaguri on Oct 25, 2008 1:07:43 GMT -5
Lmao! I haven't gotten a spouse yet. I don't think I can really free roam just yet. Why the hell would you use a condom on her if you were trying to get a baby though? I don't know how the sex system works...[/b]
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Oct 25, 2008 1:10:03 GMT -5
I pay more attention to my dog than I do to her.
Well, it wasn't DUSK, so I couldn't get a boy At dusk fer a boy, dawn for a girl.
That's one less condom I could have used for a prostitute
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Post by Luna Sasaguri on Oct 25, 2008 1:15:36 GMT -5
I love my doggy! He's awesome. Finding treasures and dig spots and shit.[/b]
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Oct 25, 2008 1:18:06 GMT -5
I kno, rite? I get so excited about that shit. GOOD DOGGY GOOOOOD DOGGY I'm spoiling the shit outta that animal.
It's hilarious when you throw the ball and he doesn't see where it goes, yet it bounces back.
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Post by SpacelySprockets on Oct 25, 2008 3:12:16 GMT -5
Rent it Nick...you'll thank me later.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Oct 26, 2008 3:58:49 GMT -5
Isn't there a demo you can play, anywhoo..?
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Oct 30, 2008 5:30:39 GMT -5
Of course there's plot, it's an RPG
You're one of four heroes. You have to venture out on paths with adventure to find the other three heroes before Lucien (The villain hurrrr) gets to 'em an' kills 'em! But you can wander from the path and do other things in the meantime if'n you want. Which is what I was doin'.
At the end you fight Lucien and gain a castle or some shit. I 'unno, sounds expensive...
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Post by SpacelySprockets on Oct 30, 2008 14:00:57 GMT -5
Finished the game today, was pretty cool. Kinda slow @ the start but picked up.
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Post by Luna Sasaguri on Oct 30, 2008 23:11:00 GMT -5
You're such a hypocrite I swear. lol [/b]
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Oct 30, 2008 23:53:11 GMT -5
He doesn't give it a chance, he's so quick to judge! >:[
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Post by SpacelySprockets on Oct 31, 2008 6:04:42 GMT -5
i was gonna beat it even if the whole game was like the first 3 hours of actual gameplay which was TORTURE!!! It just so happen to pick up after i found the assassin coat which i kept on the WWHOOOOLEEEE GAME. Got even better when i purchased some red dye and recreated something that looked similar to auron of ffX. I also enjoyed casting inferno on the gay prostitute men that whistle @ me when i walked by. BURN YOU BASTARDS BURRRNNN!!!!
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Post by Luna Sasaguri on Oct 31, 2008 16:46:07 GMT -5
AURON of ff SEVEN? I'm sorry who? XD[/b]
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Post by SpacelySprockets on Oct 31, 2008 20:24:55 GMT -5
AURON of ff SEVEN? I'm sorry who? XD [/b][/quote] X in roman numerals is "10"......stupido.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Nov 1, 2008 15:12:04 GMT -5
I married a gay man. Then led him to the temple of shadows and gave him up as a sacrifice. He was a drunkard, no one would miss him.
These rich pricks though, holy crap, they won't have sex with me I think he's got a gut. My guy is fatty fat fat. Unless it's invisible muscle.
Also, my wife died yesterday, and my kid was taken. MOTHER. FUCKING. BANDITS. I had to marry some other chick who looked and sounded that same, and now we have a girl. I DON'T WANT A GIRL
And Luna, did you buy a stall in...what is it? Bowerstone? 'Coz I bought stuff from it and got a discount! HUZZZAH :]
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