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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 4:07:32 GMT -5
Our lil' German cannibal is all grown off and goin' into the world to eat people...sniff...
Basically, I decided for the Fruitcake that she should become a serial killer. Now, this will require dedication, time, a total disregard for human life, and an eighty minute orientation video.
What we need NOW...is a gimick. Something that sets her apart from all the other cannibal wannabes...damn that's a good band name. Cannibal Wannabes...anyways, any thoughts?
See, I was thinking she could dip her victims in marinara sauce, and send teasing letters to the police on the backs of Pizza Hut delivery boxes; she would be, The Pizza Face!
Or maybe that's too Spider-Man villain. What about Homeslice? The Homeslicer? DUDE, that's friggin' perfect!
What's up Homeslicer?
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 4:13:07 GMT -5
Jesus christ, that IS a good name! But not so much the "wannabe" part. Gives off the wrong impression, mayhaps?
Well, I've got at least ONE of those on the list...
You really like Homeslice. Maybe a little too much...? Surely you cannot incorporate it into every little thing, good sir?
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 4:15:47 GMT -5
So, out of Cannibal Wannabe, Pizza Face and Homeslicer, which is your favorite?
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 4:17:03 GMT -5
And you can NEVER have enough homeslice, homeslice. HomeslicER.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 4:17:43 GMT -5
Cannibal Wannabe.
I love the cannibal goooodness! <3
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 4:23:33 GMT -5
Okay, so, that's one vote for Cannibal Wannabe. Damn; shoulda been a poll. Next time I guess. We're still in the "experimental" stage.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 4:26:37 GMT -5
D'oh!
I thought up a name if I were ever in Marlilyn Manson (Err- The band not the man- I'm sure he has enough teenage sluts to catch his AIDS of faggotry and fail)!
Olivia Meiwes That'll be mah murderin'/eatin'-da-peoples name.
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 4:30:46 GMT -5
Is that a conglomoration of past serial slaughterers?
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 4:34:00 GMT -5
Well, Olivia is Olivia Benson from Law and Order: SVU (Which really doesn't follow Manson's...pseudonyms? Ah, fuck it), but who gives a fuck about that bald wannabe?
And Meiwes is Armin Meiwes. Mah favorite cannibal!
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Post by skizzy on Jul 14, 2008 8:48:59 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300] Someone's done their homework.
Here's one:
Dr. Erzebet Holmes
All taken from a list of serial killers. [/glow]
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 15, 2008 1:20:26 GMT -5
Is that a man or woman?
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 15, 2008 1:39:47 GMT -5
BOTH!!!
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 16, 2008 2:57:53 GMT -5
GAYPRIDELOL
Youse can sees her tits!
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Post by skizzy on Jul 16, 2008 20:15:50 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300] Okay. Awkward. [/glow]
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 20, 2008 18:58:32 GMT -5
Awkward or sexay...GIVE IN TO THE TUBBY TRANNIE, SKIZZY!
(You like that? All long "e" sounds right there; reverse aliteration.)
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