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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 3:28:22 GMT -5
See, like, all these weird things happen!
Like, I'll put my dirty clothes in the laundry hamper, and they'll DISAPPEAR! Then, the next day, they'll come back CLEAN!
Or, get this, sometimes; every day, I use the same bar of soap in the shower, but it KEEPS GETTING SMALLER!
(Once we left grandma in the living room, and when we got back all that was left of her was a flaming blood stain on the middle of the couch and her echoing scream)
And, this one time, I boiled some eggs, and they got all hard and non-liquidy!
Pretty strange, huh?
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 3:34:22 GMT -5
Strange indeed!
You may need to get out whilst you can!
CALL THE TAPS GUYS
Your house will be on the Sci-fi channel! YAY!
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 3:42:05 GMT -5
TAPS? Like, the guys who play at funerals and shit?
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 3:43:52 GMT -5
No, no...
I actually don't know why they're called taps.
BUT! They WILL investigate your paranormal activities and such!
Plus, you'll be famous (As famous as you can get on the Sci-fi channel).
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 3:56:36 GMT -5
OH BOY! FAME THROUGH THE SCI-FI CHANNEL!!!
Now I can die happy.
Or miserable. Whatever.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 4:02:51 GMT -5
It's best to die miserable. Just like everyone else.
If you are happy, I hear GAWD ACCEPTS YOU!
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 4:09:21 GMT -5
Nah; God's got a wicked sense of humor. You go up to heaven all happy 'n shit, and then God's like, "Sorry."
(Who accepts you if you're miserable?)
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 4:14:50 GMT -5
Satan.
HOSNAP- I don't believe in satan
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 4:19:10 GMT -5
HOSNAP! Someone just bought a goat!
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 4:31:35 GMT -5
Off eGay, right?
'Coz you can get anything offa thar.
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 4:35:49 GMT -5
Dude, I'm TOTALLY gonna go to Ebay and sell goats for sacrifice. Since it's religious, if I get called on it, I'll cry cultural beat down!
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 4:38:40 GMT -5
DOOO EEET
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 4:43:13 GMT -5
Alright, I think I shall! Now, all I need are some goats to sell...damn, this is complicated.
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Post by Frankenstein Heart on Jul 12, 2008 4:45:04 GMT -5
Billy goats. Get'chu some billy goats!
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Post by stonerninja on Jul 12, 2008 4:49:31 GMT -5
Won't Melvin goats be cheaper?
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