Stupidest Jokes. DD<

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What are the dumbest most irrelevant jokes you've ever heard??

There are plenty.

I'll begin with an example. c': *a-HEEEEM*

Me:(referring to 5 page "quiz" in Launguage Arts) What the 'eff is up with this thing? It's a frikin' monstosity. I refuse to partake in it.
Dave:That's what you said last night.
Me:....isn't it "that's what she said" or "that what your mom said?"
Dave: Yeah. She said the same thing last week.
Me:..................*twitch*
Dave:.........you like 'em big dontcha'?
Me:*PUNCH*

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YER MUM

And also YER FACE

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Sadly enough, I say those alot. xD

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My sister likes going "YOUR MOM"

She's...what 32 years old...?
And, y'know, MY SISTER

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Every joke I make trumps all of you.
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That's 'cuz you are the jokemaster. :'D

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Hell Yeah.
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Now THAT was perhaps the stupidest joke of all!

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Stupid, Or GENIUS!!!!
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BOTH

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That My Friend is an Oxymoron.
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I KNO, RITE?

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Why am I an oxymoron?
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Because you are the jokemaster. :'D

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^Naw. He's just there for shock value and to make people feel awkward.