Post by moonlightgranger on Nov 18, 2007 3:21:05 GMT -5
this was a HP One-Shot I had on fanfiction.net, and still do have it up, but it was originally meant to be posted there. The writing style is going to be quite different then the present works, because it was written at the end of seventh grade, and it was my second real piece of writing!
The Four Founders: by Stargazer
Rating: k
Disclaimer: I don’'t own the rights of the books or market.
Author's notes: Hello, readers! Well, this story I mean fic, has more description than talking in the beginning, so bare with it, and the conversations comes a little later. This fanfic has a lot of Jokes after the introduction, which explains everything, and if you can't stand funny jokes then, I have no clue to your mad reasoning, so in other words I mean I don't know why the heck you are reading this. I do want to say hold on, because I will get there to the humor after the slightly long intro. Also, if this fan fiction is familiar to anyone, it is because I am reposting this. I took it off, because there was this whole cloning problem, but now it's over and so I am back. This is after all only my second fan fiction and I will more then welcome reviews that are your opinion. Suggestions for improvement, or anything else with wide open arms. I promise it will be embracingly treasured forever more. I beg on my knees please review.
There was once four friends who had wives or husbands and children. They were Salazar Slytherin, Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, and Rowena Ravenclaw. They each have very different personalities and ideas.
The Slytherins were the proud and noble family. They looked at themselves like they were in the highest of classes, and therefore the best people in their society, which made them feel like there couldn't be better people anywhere in their society. They thought highly of wizarding intelligence, and they thought of the muggles as uselessly stupid. Salazar and his wife Morgan had one child.
On the other hand the Gryffindors were so different that nobody could have believed Salazar and Godric were friends. The Gryffindors didn't believe in ranks, but they viewed everybody equally. They believed in such as being brave and adventurous. They believed that muggles, if they wanted to, could learn wizardry, which the Slytherins refused to believe. The Gryffindors would state that they were just humans too like themselves. In fact Godric was married to a muggle woman, her name was Emma and they also had a child. Those were the strong willed and very different families.
The Hufflepuffs were the patient, just, and loyal family. They got along with almost everybody, and seldomly got in to arguments or fights. Helga and her husband Jim had a child. They thought most of Gryffindors and Slytherins fights were very foolish. She cared less though about it and constantly tried to stop them from arguing, but usually could not. Helga knew being patient will help.
The Ravenclaws were yet again something else. Rowena and her husband John had a child. They believe people could be and should be wisely intelligent. They didn't favor fighting or arguments, because they knew it isn't the way to live. Rowena considered Gryffindors and Slytherins fights pointless and unintelligent.
Well, they taught their children at home and they found it very difficult to teach their children because they only taught their children what they knew to their extent. So they worked together with their intelligence, and skills. The four friends wanted to teach other wizards, muggles, or both. So they set out to find a big enough place and no one other would interrupt.
Gryffindor suggested a deserted muggle school out in the land. Slytherin found a deserted hovel, but a little damaged. Gryffindor and Slytherin had to disagree with each other.
Slytherin said, "Oh Gryffindor! How foolish! That's where muggles were taught. Someday the teachers and students might come back," he then said in a mocking tone, "Let's be surrounded by angry, confused, surprised, or mad muggles. That would be extremely pleasant and comfortable! Huh, what in the world are we going to do? How in Merlin's beard do we cope?"
Gryffindor argued, "Oh Salazar, but I think a hovel is something else. It's not appropriately made especially for teaching."
Slytherin asked, "And why?"
Gryffindor said, "Oh it's big, but the room was made for sheltering, eating, and sleeping, but not for teaching."
Helga and her family found a manor house. Gryffindor and Slytherin had to agree it was a good idea, but thought their own was best. Rowena had found a deserted store. They didn't like it, and everybody had to disagree especially Slytherin, and Gryffindor, who was still arguing about which was better. So everybody decided to built a new place. In fact, they chose to build a magnificent castle. They put their nifty touches on the final product. They put a sign up that said "ruined".
After building their castle, they got together for a talk.
Hufflepuff pointed out, "Obviously our first topic of the discussion are subjects we will choose to teach."
Raven claw offered, "I can teach charms."
The rest exclaimed, "Why not? What a pleasant decision."
Hufflepuff said, "Transfiguration suits me." Everyone agreed.
Rowena asked, "What do you two too immature boys want?"
Gryffindor said, "I like the defensive branch, so I'll take Defense Against the Dark Arts. How about you Salazar?"
Salazar answered, "I'll like to teach the Dark Arts."
Ravenclaw stated, "I am not letting anyone teach Dark Arts."
Gryffindor said, "No, Salazar, you can't teach the dark arts, like you very well know."
Salazar argued, "I can't teach the pupils what I wish, like all you can."
Gryffindor said, "Our destinies are not dark unlike your dreams. No one except you likes the dark stuff."
Slytherin angrily exclaimed, "Right! All your ambitions are met, and mine are not, because of you lot! You call that fair now! Forget you now, so unfair! Humph!"
Helga said, "My dear Salazar. You do know you got to watch ours and our student's safety. Also we can't just run away from the law."
Gryffindor said, "Caution! What is this? Where's our braveness? Come on be brave! I just don't think the dark art is an appropriate subject."
Helga said, "Godric, oh please, be reasonable."
Slytherin mockingly said, "Imagine a world with the children running around busy killing each other, what a pleasant world it will be eh! I WAS PULLING YOUR LEGS YOU BUMBLE PENETRATING IDIOTS! Now then, what do I do?"
Ravenclaw suggested, "Potions. You brew us all the best potions; you are the one assisting us always with our potion work."
Slytherin agreed, "Why very true. I will teach potions."
Raven claw said, "Good, now we have it all set. We just need our code of uniforms. I preferably like the all blue robes."
Godric said, "Scarlet."
Slytherin shouted, "No! Green."
"No! Scarlet."
"No! Green."
Hufflepuff attempted to interrupt, "Now! No! Stop! Stop! Stop! Listen to me you immature boys."
Gryffindor acted as though he didn't hear, shouted, "No scarlet, would be the best color."
Salazar shouted, "No! Green!"
Gryffindor shouted back, "No! Scarlet."
"No! Green."
Cuffing her hands around her mouth Rowena shouted, "WE HAVE CHOSEN PINK." Gryffindor and Slytherin stared at her like she was mental.
Hufflepuff said, "Now since you are listening to me, black is the officially standardized color of witches. How about using it?" Slytherin, Gryffindor, and Ravenclaw nodded to the conclusion of yes.
The man who believes in braveness brought up, "Now to start the school. Our wives need to set up the hall, and all we will need is to invite all our muggle and wizarding friends to teach and educate them here. Note, if Muggles it's only eleven year olds."
Slytherin had to intervene saying, "No muggles! They don't know our ways, they aren't Purebloods. We don't want freaks!"
Gryffindor said pretending not to hear, "We will only invite our friends that have eleven year old children."
Salazar shouted, "Godric did you hear me? We don't want freaks in our school."
Godric said, "Haven't I told you over and over again that muggles are not freaks."
Slytherin said, "They are."
Gryffindor argued, "They are not."
The wise woman interrupted, "How about we just drop this matter of muggles as freaks that caused this argument for now, and not worry about it until after we get our school started up and running. Now! Muggles aren't use to our owl posts. So how do we get it all sent?"
Slytherin snidely said, "I knew it would create trouble. See! I knew about it."
Hufflepuff ignoring the snide comment from Slytherin and said knowingly, "They use messengers on horseback, but I must say they are too much of a hazzle. How about we just use owl post anyways it's much easier."
Slytherin said, "Oh, now, you are going to invite freaky people to the school Godric! I don't think you stand a chance for my students to be with yours."
Godric argued, "Muggles are not freak or freaky. They are just open minded, and ready to learn with muggle or wizard no matter what they are."
The way too proud of his heritage one shouted, "They are freaks and freaky unpure people."
The fair one said cutting in sharply, "Right you two that is quite enough arguing."
Rowena pointed out, "We will just sleep on it."
Helga added, "Right! Simple problem solved. Now don't argue you two."
They exited the room, and were going to wherever they needed to do whatever they had to accomplish. After all of the letters were written, and running back and forth, they got all their letter successfully sent out. They gathered once again in the great hall for a dinner that was delicious.
Godric commented, "I'm so excited about the coming week because September the first is when students will arrive."
Salazar said, "Oh me either. Waiting is such a dreadfully long process."
Godric said, "For once Salazar, I will have to agree with your opinion."
The next day they held another meeting.
Rowena said, "We need a mascot or a symbol."
Salazar suggested, "Combination of all our pets."
Gryffindor had to agree, "This is getting a little scary agreeing with you. Anyway, that means a hog, a lion, a eagle, a badger, and a snake."
Salazar said, "You mean Sabrina my snake, Leo the Gryffindor lion, Bruce the badger, Elizabeth the eagle, and Holly the hog."
Gryffindor said, "Yeah, yeah! Whatever!"
Helga put in rather quickly so not another fight was to be started, "Now, our house colors are our favorite colors, is that right? Isn't that what we agreed on from the talk a couple of days ago? Err, that means all right lets see, my colors are yellow and black, and Rowena's are blue and white. It's green and silver for Salazar. Gold and scarlet for Gryffindor. Is that right?"
They chorused, "Seems right!"
Rowena asked, "Right! Great! Now how do we separate our houses?"
Salazar suggested, "I'll take all the purebloods or at least the slyest, and the most cunning."
Godric offered, "I'll take the brave and daring no matter pureblood, half-blood, or muggle borns."
Rowena chose, "Great! Great! No fights I should comment miraculous! Now lets see I will take the most intelligence, smartest, and ambitious."
Helga offered, "I will take the rest."
Rowena said, "That's a great idea, my dear Hufflepuff."
Rowena put an arm around Hufflepuff. Godric with his arm around all of them laughed.
He said cheerfully, "I can't wait for September the first."
Salazar said snidely, "I can't wait until your arm leaves my shoulder."
Author's Notes: Hello you lot. That's it the end of this story. I know it's short but it's funny. Please review, I will greatly appreciate it, and embrace all your reviews no matter what it has. (Puts arms around reviews, while they are coming.) Gifted helped in a lot of the parts and helped me with the funny jokes. Gifted and Moonlight both helped in editing.
The Four Founders: by Stargazer
Rating: k
Disclaimer: I don’'t own the rights of the books or market.
Author's notes: Hello, readers! Well, this story I mean fic, has more description than talking in the beginning, so bare with it, and the conversations comes a little later. This fanfic has a lot of Jokes after the introduction, which explains everything, and if you can't stand funny jokes then, I have no clue to your mad reasoning, so in other words I mean I don't know why the heck you are reading this. I do want to say hold on, because I will get there to the humor after the slightly long intro. Also, if this fan fiction is familiar to anyone, it is because I am reposting this. I took it off, because there was this whole cloning problem, but now it's over and so I am back. This is after all only my second fan fiction and I will more then welcome reviews that are your opinion. Suggestions for improvement, or anything else with wide open arms. I promise it will be embracingly treasured forever more. I beg on my knees please review.
There was once four friends who had wives or husbands and children. They were Salazar Slytherin, Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, and Rowena Ravenclaw. They each have very different personalities and ideas.
The Slytherins were the proud and noble family. They looked at themselves like they were in the highest of classes, and therefore the best people in their society, which made them feel like there couldn't be better people anywhere in their society. They thought highly of wizarding intelligence, and they thought of the muggles as uselessly stupid. Salazar and his wife Morgan had one child.
On the other hand the Gryffindors were so different that nobody could have believed Salazar and Godric were friends. The Gryffindors didn't believe in ranks, but they viewed everybody equally. They believed in such as being brave and adventurous. They believed that muggles, if they wanted to, could learn wizardry, which the Slytherins refused to believe. The Gryffindors would state that they were just humans too like themselves. In fact Godric was married to a muggle woman, her name was Emma and they also had a child. Those were the strong willed and very different families.
The Hufflepuffs were the patient, just, and loyal family. They got along with almost everybody, and seldomly got in to arguments or fights. Helga and her husband Jim had a child. They thought most of Gryffindors and Slytherins fights were very foolish. She cared less though about it and constantly tried to stop them from arguing, but usually could not. Helga knew being patient will help.
The Ravenclaws were yet again something else. Rowena and her husband John had a child. They believe people could be and should be wisely intelligent. They didn't favor fighting or arguments, because they knew it isn't the way to live. Rowena considered Gryffindors and Slytherins fights pointless and unintelligent.
Well, they taught their children at home and they found it very difficult to teach their children because they only taught their children what they knew to their extent. So they worked together with their intelligence, and skills. The four friends wanted to teach other wizards, muggles, or both. So they set out to find a big enough place and no one other would interrupt.
Gryffindor suggested a deserted muggle school out in the land. Slytherin found a deserted hovel, but a little damaged. Gryffindor and Slytherin had to disagree with each other.
Slytherin said, "Oh Gryffindor! How foolish! That's where muggles were taught. Someday the teachers and students might come back," he then said in a mocking tone, "Let's be surrounded by angry, confused, surprised, or mad muggles. That would be extremely pleasant and comfortable! Huh, what in the world are we going to do? How in Merlin's beard do we cope?"
Gryffindor argued, "Oh Salazar, but I think a hovel is something else. It's not appropriately made especially for teaching."
Slytherin asked, "And why?"
Gryffindor said, "Oh it's big, but the room was made for sheltering, eating, and sleeping, but not for teaching."
Helga and her family found a manor house. Gryffindor and Slytherin had to agree it was a good idea, but thought their own was best. Rowena had found a deserted store. They didn't like it, and everybody had to disagree especially Slytherin, and Gryffindor, who was still arguing about which was better. So everybody decided to built a new place. In fact, they chose to build a magnificent castle. They put their nifty touches on the final product. They put a sign up that said "ruined".
After building their castle, they got together for a talk.
Hufflepuff pointed out, "Obviously our first topic of the discussion are subjects we will choose to teach."
Raven claw offered, "I can teach charms."
The rest exclaimed, "Why not? What a pleasant decision."
Hufflepuff said, "Transfiguration suits me." Everyone agreed.
Rowena asked, "What do you two too immature boys want?"
Gryffindor said, "I like the defensive branch, so I'll take Defense Against the Dark Arts. How about you Salazar?"
Salazar answered, "I'll like to teach the Dark Arts."
Ravenclaw stated, "I am not letting anyone teach Dark Arts."
Gryffindor said, "No, Salazar, you can't teach the dark arts, like you very well know."
Salazar argued, "I can't teach the pupils what I wish, like all you can."
Gryffindor said, "Our destinies are not dark unlike your dreams. No one except you likes the dark stuff."
Slytherin angrily exclaimed, "Right! All your ambitions are met, and mine are not, because of you lot! You call that fair now! Forget you now, so unfair! Humph!"
Helga said, "My dear Salazar. You do know you got to watch ours and our student's safety. Also we can't just run away from the law."
Gryffindor said, "Caution! What is this? Where's our braveness? Come on be brave! I just don't think the dark art is an appropriate subject."
Helga said, "Godric, oh please, be reasonable."
Slytherin mockingly said, "Imagine a world with the children running around busy killing each other, what a pleasant world it will be eh! I WAS PULLING YOUR LEGS YOU BUMBLE PENETRATING IDIOTS! Now then, what do I do?"
Ravenclaw suggested, "Potions. You brew us all the best potions; you are the one assisting us always with our potion work."
Slytherin agreed, "Why very true. I will teach potions."
Raven claw said, "Good, now we have it all set. We just need our code of uniforms. I preferably like the all blue robes."
Godric said, "Scarlet."
Slytherin shouted, "No! Green."
"No! Scarlet."
"No! Green."
Hufflepuff attempted to interrupt, "Now! No! Stop! Stop! Stop! Listen to me you immature boys."
Gryffindor acted as though he didn't hear, shouted, "No scarlet, would be the best color."
Salazar shouted, "No! Green!"
Gryffindor shouted back, "No! Scarlet."
"No! Green."
Cuffing her hands around her mouth Rowena shouted, "WE HAVE CHOSEN PINK." Gryffindor and Slytherin stared at her like she was mental.
Hufflepuff said, "Now since you are listening to me, black is the officially standardized color of witches. How about using it?" Slytherin, Gryffindor, and Ravenclaw nodded to the conclusion of yes.
The man who believes in braveness brought up, "Now to start the school. Our wives need to set up the hall, and all we will need is to invite all our muggle and wizarding friends to teach and educate them here. Note, if Muggles it's only eleven year olds."
Slytherin had to intervene saying, "No muggles! They don't know our ways, they aren't Purebloods. We don't want freaks!"
Gryffindor said pretending not to hear, "We will only invite our friends that have eleven year old children."
Salazar shouted, "Godric did you hear me? We don't want freaks in our school."
Godric said, "Haven't I told you over and over again that muggles are not freaks."
Slytherin said, "They are."
Gryffindor argued, "They are not."
The wise woman interrupted, "How about we just drop this matter of muggles as freaks that caused this argument for now, and not worry about it until after we get our school started up and running. Now! Muggles aren't use to our owl posts. So how do we get it all sent?"
Slytherin snidely said, "I knew it would create trouble. See! I knew about it."
Hufflepuff ignoring the snide comment from Slytherin and said knowingly, "They use messengers on horseback, but I must say they are too much of a hazzle. How about we just use owl post anyways it's much easier."
Slytherin said, "Oh, now, you are going to invite freaky people to the school Godric! I don't think you stand a chance for my students to be with yours."
Godric argued, "Muggles are not freak or freaky. They are just open minded, and ready to learn with muggle or wizard no matter what they are."
The way too proud of his heritage one shouted, "They are freaks and freaky unpure people."
The fair one said cutting in sharply, "Right you two that is quite enough arguing."
Rowena pointed out, "We will just sleep on it."
Helga added, "Right! Simple problem solved. Now don't argue you two."
They exited the room, and were going to wherever they needed to do whatever they had to accomplish. After all of the letters were written, and running back and forth, they got all their letter successfully sent out. They gathered once again in the great hall for a dinner that was delicious.
Godric commented, "I'm so excited about the coming week because September the first is when students will arrive."
Salazar said, "Oh me either. Waiting is such a dreadfully long process."
Godric said, "For once Salazar, I will have to agree with your opinion."
The next day they held another meeting.
Rowena said, "We need a mascot or a symbol."
Salazar suggested, "Combination of all our pets."
Gryffindor had to agree, "This is getting a little scary agreeing with you. Anyway, that means a hog, a lion, a eagle, a badger, and a snake."
Salazar said, "You mean Sabrina my snake, Leo the Gryffindor lion, Bruce the badger, Elizabeth the eagle, and Holly the hog."
Gryffindor said, "Yeah, yeah! Whatever!"
Helga put in rather quickly so not another fight was to be started, "Now, our house colors are our favorite colors, is that right? Isn't that what we agreed on from the talk a couple of days ago? Err, that means all right lets see, my colors are yellow and black, and Rowena's are blue and white. It's green and silver for Salazar. Gold and scarlet for Gryffindor. Is that right?"
They chorused, "Seems right!"
Rowena asked, "Right! Great! Now how do we separate our houses?"
Salazar suggested, "I'll take all the purebloods or at least the slyest, and the most cunning."
Godric offered, "I'll take the brave and daring no matter pureblood, half-blood, or muggle borns."
Rowena chose, "Great! Great! No fights I should comment miraculous! Now lets see I will take the most intelligence, smartest, and ambitious."
Helga offered, "I will take the rest."
Rowena said, "That's a great idea, my dear Hufflepuff."
Rowena put an arm around Hufflepuff. Godric with his arm around all of them laughed.
He said cheerfully, "I can't wait for September the first."
Salazar said snidely, "I can't wait until your arm leaves my shoulder."
Author's Notes: Hello you lot. That's it the end of this story. I know it's short but it's funny. Please review, I will greatly appreciate it, and embrace all your reviews no matter what it has. (Puts arms around reviews, while they are coming.) Gifted helped in a lot of the parts and helped me with the funny jokes. Gifted and Moonlight both helped in editing.